bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

jaclcfrost:

bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum


asiswolf:

You know, Thranduil is actually the only Third Age Elven ruler who isn’t using a Ring of Power to protect his lands. Elrond has Vilya, Galadriel has Nenya, and even Cirdan (ruler of the Grey Havens) had Narya until he gave it to Gandalf.

So for thousands of years Thranduil has been defending his lands on his own against Orcs, Goblins, and Giant Spiders, plus Sauron setting up a summer home in his forest. And yet his hair STILL looks perfect.

(Source: garafthel)


fuck i want my dick to be as long as the naruto uzumaki naruto wiki page
oschare

i want things to be sent to me in the mail that arent bills or just junk mai l :(


coolator:

LEVANTARSE 

coolator:

LEVANTARSE 

(Source: paperkirby)


(Source: komeiju)


The Smiths - There Is a Light That Never Goes Out
4,437 plays! Download

musicbloge:

The Smiths - There Is a Light That Never Goes Out


gundamfuckyeah:

101tipstojackingthedick:

Hideaki Anno, ladies man.

He’s a keeper.


sorryimjaymee:

nisuyaka:

yeah

MY FAVORITE VIDEO IN THE WORLD